Welcome to The Basement. The place you hoped your mom would never find, where possibly many of your memories of you dad’s 1970’s stash, D&D, And other teenage things happened that you never speak about except among those who know what you mean.
Welcome to my little corner of the web. If you found this website because you know me. then you know all you need to. I’m a self explanatory person. However if you found this site by accident, let me just outline a few things for you about it.
First Off – THERE IS NO PORN HERE. I feel this is very important. This is my little corner of the web, I blog and bitch about whatever I want. I could give two shits if my opinions piss you off, because they are just that, MINE.
You may have a differing opinion, and I may even let you, the anonymous web, display that opinion on here for all to see. Just remember to A) Act a little bit above your shoe size (unless the occasion calls for it, because trust me I am not below a good original O’RLY and LOLCATZ joke) and B) For the love of all things good, I know that no one else knows who you are, but PLEASE at least try not to make the comments section a total cesspit of stupidity ALL THE TIME. I like a joke or twenty, but not 400 pages of the same shit. and since i can mod it out, trust me, I will.
Other then that, enjoy, laugh, cry, be angry, go Emo, do whatever it is you want (and who knows, there might even be a place to describe that) but at best. have fun and laugh at my stupidity when it presents itself
-Gar (The Owner)
